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Long Blades

We cut hair. Thats it. FUCK supa cuts!

  • 4.9 · 200+ reviews
Long Blades

What we do

Services that move the needle

Pick the package that fits. Every job ships with the same craftsmanship and a written satisfaction guarantee.

01

Haircut

Just a regular ass hair cut, loser.

02

Hair and Beard

Now we're talking! Pay up, look fresh.

Simple pricing

Transparent. Up front. No surprises.

Pick a tier or call us for a custom quote. We do the math, you get the price.

Starter

Get the basics handled fast. Ideal for first-time clients trying Long Blades.

$30

  • Single haircut session
  • Up-front quote, no surprises
  • Same-week scheduling
  • 30-day satisfaction guarantee
Book Starter
Most Popular

Standard

Our most-booked plan. Best value for ongoing or larger projects.

Most Popular

  • Everything in Starter
  • Priority scheduling within 48 hours
  • Quarterly check-ins included
  • Dedicated point of contact
  • Premium materials & finishes
Book Standard

Premium

White-glove service with bespoke planning. Quote tailored to your scope.

Custom

  • Everything in Standard
  • Same-day emergency response
  • Annual maintenance plan
  • Written satisfaction guarantee
  • On-site project manager
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Real reviews

What customers say

“Long Blades showed up on time, finished early, and the result is genuinely better than I imagined. This is the team to call.”
MR

Maya R.

Verified customer

“Honest, upfront pricing and they cleaned up after themselves. We will absolutely use them again.”
DK

Devon K.

Repeat client

“Saved my project at the last minute. Professional from the first call to the final invoice.”
PS

Priya S.

Verified customer

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